you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence
Seven Wonders of The world
1. My Ass
I swear I’m not even all that attractive, but I have a good heart.
Like, I’m average as hell, but I’ll treat you well.
"I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life."
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.